(The winner and the dark horse of "My Ugly Friend Festival")
(The two beauties from "Real Men 2")
(And a true visual shock)
(We present to you the phenomenal faces.)
(This is war.)
I take selfies everyday. What's wrong with my face?
(Faces that make you laugh)
Those three do look unique.
(A visually shocking talk show)
This is hard-core.
- As the anus opens... - What?
He's hilarious.
I'm flattered.
(Find out their charms hidden behind their shocking looks.)
(The Face War Special begins now.)
Radio Star strives to stay genuine.
So we have something to show you today to prove it.
(Jong Shin's bare face)
What you're seeing is a loving dad.
Jong Shin's agency must have lobbied our staff.
There are tons of pictures that look worse.
It was when my son was still a baby.
- Did you bribe them? - I'm actually drinking...
- my son's milk. - After bribing "I Live Alone"?
Was it after you were scolded by your wife?
(He looks more natural.)
I gave up looking good...
to raise you, my son.
- But you drank his milk. - Exactly.
(You drank his milk.)
- This is not a bare face. - When was it?
- This is a bare face. - It looks like a bare face.
- Do you think I was wearing makeup? - Excuse me.
- I wasn't wearing any makeup. - This is what you call a bare face.
This is a bare face. Yours isn't.
- This is a bare body. - Can we air this?
(Can we air this?)
Why do we have to see Gu Ra's nipples?
- Our viewers might be eating. - Gu Ra's...
- It's not a bare face. - Why are you so hairy?
Why do we have to see your nipples?
(He needs hair removal treatment.)
What completes your look at the airport...
(Kyu Hyun is already laughing.)
is your bare face.
Who wears makeup at the airport these days?
His agency bribed them, too.
- How can this be a bare face? - It is.
- Did you have a runny nose? - No, I didn't.
- You obviously had a runny nose. - His agency bribed them.
- That day, - You had a runny nose.
I was wearing sunscreen only.
- What happened to your nose? - No, I didn't have a runny nose.
I prefer a natural look.
- I don't try to look good. - His agency lobbied the staff.
How can you say that after seeing this?
- This is what you call a bare face. - We get it.
- This is a bare face. - That's a bare body.
This is just an ugly face.
(This is an ugly face.)
No matter how terrible we may look,
we're ready to show you our most genuine side.
You're watching a high-end, truthful music programme,
- Radio Star. - Radio Star.
Among the countless new faces on TV,
some do manage to catch our eyes.
Today, we invited some of them to the show.
The Face War Special.
- In "My Ugly Friend Festival 2", - Yes.
he beat the projected winner, Lee Bong Ju,
and became the proud winner on the show.
Surprisingly, he has looked the same way all his life.
The winner of "My Ugly Friend Festival 2", Woo Hyun.
- Woo Hyun. - Woo Hyun.
We also have the dark horse of "My Ugly Friend Festival 2" here.
Do you think his shoulders are higher than before?
It's not because he's proud of his popularity.
He's just bony.
- Although he's a major carnivore, - He loves meat.
- He's a carnivore. - he weighs 46kg.
- 46kg? - His waist measures 25 inches.
We're not talking about a girl.
Is he your brother?
He could easily blend into a girl group.
The guitarist of Wiretap in My Ear and Yeonnamdong Dumb and Dumber.
It's Kim Tae Jin.
- He might be my brother. - He could be.
I'm sure you two together weigh less than 90kg.
- I'm pretty sure. - They weigh as much as you.
- Exactly. - That's not true.
Next, we have a new yet striking face.
We highly recommend him for "My Ugly Friend Festival".
The bassist of Wiretap in My Ear...
and vocalist of Yeonnamdong Dumb and Dumber.
It's Hwang Eui Jun.
- Hwang Eui Jun. - He reminds me of...
David Bowie.
- He's dressed up today. - He's trying to look like him.
Our next guest is an actress.
But she's best known for her food show with Park Soo Jin.
She's also the wife of football player Jung Jo Gook...
and a mum of a seven-year-old boy. She escaped her everyday life...
and joined the army,
where she forgot all about her son.
An actress who loved her army life.
- It's Kim Sung Eun. - Kim Sung Eun.
Last but not least, the "Most Beautiful Face" in the world.
But we didn't know everything about her until she went to the army.
We now know she's excellent at bandaging and CPR.
In addition to that,
we found out she farts and burps a lot.
A natural-born soldier,
- Nana from After School. - Yes.
Nana.
- Hello. - We have amazing guests today.
- Look at the male guests. - Welcome.
- Your outfit today... - I love it.
Thank goodness we have female guests, too.
David Bowie, please close the door.
(David Bowie, please close the door.)
- We have amazing guests today. - Those three do look unique.
(A visual shock)
My head must look huge next to her.
- Your head? - It'll look too big.
You can't help it.
Sung Eun has an unusually small face.
- It's smaller in real life. - It looks big on TV.
- No, it's very small. - It's very small in real life.
Many people are surprised when they see me in real life.
You have the smallest face here...
- Really? - in this studio.
She has a Coke-bottle-shaped figure.
Exactly. She's still very slim.
You'll be a perfect Coke bottle when you drink Coke.
- What? - What is he talking about?
- He's become strange these days. - What's wrong with you?
I'm saying it because she has a Coke-bottle-shaped body.
(She'll be a perfect Coke bottle.)
Nana has been chosen as the "Most Beautiful Face" for two years...
- among many other celebrities. - She won for the second time.
- The list is from TC Candler. - Yes.
It's a blog.
It seems like the ranking changes a lot.
Tzuyu popped up in 13th place.
- Yura in 17th, - Still...
- Taeyeon in 24th, Go A Ra in 36th. - Nana is the number one.
Hye Ri in 40th, Suzy in 45th.
Jei from FIESTAR in 48th,
Jessica in 57th, Song Hye Kyo in 67th and Song Ji Eun in 99th.
That's it. Did you...
Why didn't you mention Seul Gi from Red Velvet?
Seul Gi from Red Velvet in 71st.
(Thank you, Kyu Hyun.)
Don't you sometimes get in trouble because of this list?
Of course I appreciate it. My mum's very happy about it.
Who made this list?
- He's a blogger. - A blogger?
He's very famous.
- He's a blogger? - Yes, he is.
Of course I'm happy someone thought I'm beautiful.
But the list attracted so much attention from the media.
- And many hated me for it. - I know.
Imagine you're a fan of Song Hye Kyo.
"Song Hye Kyo is in 67th place. How can you be at the top?"
- That's not Nana's fault. - That's why she's irritated.
I don't agree that I have the most beautiful face in the world.
It's just his opinion.
I feel embarrassed and even a bit sorry.
It's not something you said after all.
But it seems like this list...
did become known all around the world.
Even in China or in Japan,
- they always mention this about me. - I see.
Now,
- I feel proud of this title. - You're No. 1.
Did you get a belt or something for the title?
Didn't you?
- It's true she is beautiful. - She is.
And that's why we have her with us today.
- You have a famous face. - We're not being fair.
We haven't asked Woo Hyun anything yet.
Woo Hyun,
one of our staff members looks like you.
- Which one? - Over there.
Over there.
He looks exactly like you.
(A staff member who looks like Woo Hyun)
(Spot the difference.)
You look exactly the same.
- He does look like him. - Where are you going?
Come back.
Come back here.
- He looks exactly like him. - He does.
He looks exactly like him. Why is he running away?
How will Woo Hyun feel if you run away?
Woo Hyun ranked first in the "First Impression Vote".
on "My Ugly Friend Festival".
After that,
I heard you had to apologise to Lee Bong Ju's wife.
At first,
I didn't expect to win.
- Because... - We...
- knew you would. - I expected Bong Ju to win.
I was excited when Bong Ju appeared.
(Woo Hyun's appearance stirred up "My Ugly Friend Festival".)
He's our VVVIP.
(Woo Hyun's rival, Lee Bong Ju enters the stage.)
(I couldn't possibly win.)
I expected I would come in second place.
But I came in first.
It was hard to accept the fact.
- It was very hard for me. - Because you won.
It must have hurt you.
I was furious during the break.
- I see. - I told the staff...
that I know I'm ugly...
but I can't be uglier than Bong Ju.
And then someone told me,
"It's Bong Ju's wife right there."
Really?
"I'm sorry."
You said that in front of her.
Woo Hyun said Gu Ra should have been on "My Ugly Friend Festival 2".
And he's curious which one is the ugliest between Gu Ra and him.
- I was asked to rank you... - Yes.
- according to how good you look. - Right.
Of course, Kyu Hyun comes in first.
- In second place... - I should compete with Kyu Hyun.
(He's dumbfounded.)
I looked quite okay when I was younger.
What are you talking about?
Kyu Hyun definitely looks better than you.
I was deciding between you two for second place.
- Gook Jin and me? - It was hard to decide.
And I said Gu Ra should be sitting over here.
Over here.
What about among the guests?
It's of course Gu Ra.
I mean the guests and Gu Ra.
I see a new face.
- He's very competitive. - I'm...
not the ugliest, for sure.
(I'm not the ugliest, for sure.)
Are you related to Hwang Gi Soon in any way?
My friends used to tease me for looking like him.
Right?
Where did you get that outfit?
I bought it in a flea market in Yeonnamdong for five dollars.
It seems like many unique-looking people live in Yeonnamdong.
- You're right. - From Jo Jung Chi to Hwang Eui Jun.
Even Kim Tae Jin.
I think he looks a bit like La Mi Ran as well.
- The cheetah? - Exactly.
On "The Geeks",
- he was the Meat Geek. - Right.
Please cover your eyes.
Guess which part it is by the sound and the smell.
It's on the grill now.
- Smell it. - Listen to the sound.
Please reveal your answers.
In 1, 2, 3.
Brisket.
"Brisket", correct!
"Sirloin", correct.
"Ribs", correct.
("Ribs" is the correct answer.)
(You're now an official Meat Geek.)
Tae Jin compared each of the hosts to a part of meat.
- What would Gook Jin be? - That was easy.
Beef brisket.
- Beef brisket? - Because it's so thin.
- It cooks very fast. - It's very thin.
- What about Gu Ra? - I'd say samgyeopsal.
Everybody loves samgyeopsal.
- It's very chewy. - And it's versatile.
- It's versatile? - What about Kyu Hyun?
(Curious)
- I couldn't compare him to meat. - You couldn't?
- Then what am I? - He can't be compared to meat.
- I like it. - He would be ssamjang.
You're ssamjang. I'm not a big fan of ssamjang.
- That's not true. - I prefer sesame oil.
I prefer salt.
- What would I be? - Pig skin.
It's great for skin.
- It has a lot of collagen. - It's rich in collagen.
You pig skin.
That's why I always cover you up.
(Radio Star Barbecue)
Which part of meat would you compare Woo Hyun to?
Pyeonyuk.
Pyeonyuk?
- The pressed slices? - Yes.
Oh, you mean pork head.
- It's delicious. - I get it.
Stories like this have been pouring out recently.
- "Pouring out"? - He hates these stories.
No, I don't.
I don't hate it. Recently,
a newspaper...
compared Yu Jae Seok and me.
- They love comparing people. - Yes.
It said both of us are great hosts with different strengths.
- We never find these articles. - It's true.
- How did you find it? - Did you search for your name?
You said you were very touched by Jae Seok.
I went to shoot "Infinite Challenge" by bus.
- From home? - And we finished too late.
We finished in the middle of the night.
And Jae Seok waited for me and offered me a lift.
Many have said something similar.
Park Na Rae said he waited for her, too.
He always stays late.
He always has a meeting with the staff afterwards.
What did you feel after shooting "The Geeks" with me?
What am I supposed to feel?
So Jae Seok waited for you...
- and gave you a ride home? - Actually,
Kwang Hee gave me a ride.
- What? - What?
- Then why didn't you say so? - Jae Seok did wait for me.
But Kwang Hee finished earlier.
- So I went with him instead. - Then...
you should have touched by Kwang Hee instead.
Look at you.
You're a populist.
It was Kwang Hee that gave you a ride.
- It was Kwang Hee. - Kwang Hee gave you a ride.
You could have told some nice stories about him here.
Thank you, Kwang Hee.
(Thank you, Kwang Hee.)
Apparently,
Tae Jin said that he will be incredibly arrogant...
- Well... - once he becomes famous.
Why did you say that?
Since I never had much in my life,
I have a feeling I will be arrogant once I have fame.
Didn't appearing on "Infinite Challenge" give you fame?
He became more annoying since he appeared on "Infinite Challenge".
- I see. In what ways? - At first, he said...
that no one will recognise him.
But after people started to ask him for pictures and autographs...
he started to seek crowded places...
so that he can sit there.
And when university students come and ask him for an autograph,
he goes, "I am not a celebrity! Just bring me a pen."
(I am not a celebrity! Just bring me a pen.)
Really?
- How old are you? - I was born in 1976.
- I was born in 1975. - Oh.
- It's my birthday today. - They are not really young.
Is it your birthday today?
- Are you partying tonight? - Pardon?
- Do you have a party tonight? - I party every day.
I see.
(I party every day.)
Both of them look very young. He is 12 years older than me.
- They are seasoned musicians. - Were you born in 1976?
Are you a guitarist or a bassist?
I am the bassist of Wiretap in My Ear.
- He is the bassist. - Yes.
I have played bass guitar for 25 years.
- He is a veteran musician. - I play the guitar, too.
Yeonnamdong Dumb and Dumber was formed five years ago.
I am the guitarist and the main vocalist of the group.
- You are the main vocalist. - What is Tae Jin's position?
He is also the guitarist and the vocalist.
- I do the same. - Which one of you is "Dumb"?
Which one of you is Jim Carrey?
None of us are. Both of us are "Dumber".
Both of us are "Dumber".
(They should change the band name to Dumber and Dumber.)
We think Eui Jun can be the star of "My Ugly Friend Festival".
He has beautified himself for the shoot,
- but we will reveal his bare face. - My goodness.
- This is a photo of his bare face. - Let's see it.
I bet he looks the same without makeup.
(The earliest human)
I bet he looks the same without makeup.
- He looks better than I expected. - He looks the same.
- His face looks worse with makeup.
(His face looks worse with makeup.)
- When was this photo taken? - The day before yesterday.
- Why did you take it? - What was the situation?
- I take a selfie every day. - Why?
I do it to check what has gone wrong with my face.
(99 errors have been detected.)
Eui Jun sent dozens of selfies in different angles...
to the production team of Radio Star.
- It was hard on everyone's eyes. - I guess they asked for photos.
Look at these photos.
- Why did you take so many selfies? - My goodness.
What did you do to your hair?
- He styled his hair up and down. - He is making a cute face.
- Look... - He reminds me of Kang Won Rae.
- He does. - He does, right?
- He is a man of many faces. - That's right.
My face is chameleon-like.
- He reminds me of Park Hwi Soon. - Yes.
- I don't think I look like him. - They speak in a similar way.
Someone once told me that I look like Kim Kyung Jin.
You resemble Kim Kyung Jin and Park Hwi Sun.
- I am Oh Dal Soo without glasses. - You remind me of Muzie, too.
- He does look like Muzie. - He really does.
These days, I have heard that I look like Ryoo Seung Bum.
- You do look like Ryoo Seung Bum. - Yes.
I have also heard that I look like Yoon Sang.
- No way. - No way.
(They reject his claim.)
Sang will scold you for that.
- Don't be ridiculous. - You can't be Yoon Sang.
- He is handsome. - That's right.
- Sang isn't that handsome.
(Yoon Sang will be embarrassed.)
This had been on my mind for a while,
but I didn't say anything since it's on the script.
I heard that Eui Jun hates it when people tell him...
- that he looks like Lee Sang Soon. - I have heard about it.
- I just don't think we look alike. - I see.
- But you do look like him. - That's right.
- You do look like him. - So many people look like me.
- Lee Sang Soon, Yoon Sang... - Leave Yoon Sang out of this.
- For goodness' sake.
- You don't look like Yoon Sang. - When I look back... No?
No, you don't.
(No, you don't.)
(We might as well be twins.)
- Let's talk to Sung Eun now. - All right.
I heard that you went to MC GREE's birthday party.
- What were you doing there? - Well...
- You aren't friends with the boy. - Hear me out.
- I was in a drama with him. - They are close.
- "Return of Earthen Pot". - I adored MC GREE.
- Many friends of Gu Ra came. - That's right.
- That's ridiculous. - I thought...
MC GREE's birthday party was going to be held...
at a family restaurant or an Italian restaurant.
But it was held at a place...
- near KBS broadcasting station. - It was held at a beer house.
- It was a chicken restaurant. - That's the beer house.
- MC GREE had a party there? - Yes.
- At a chicken restaurant. - When I arrived,
I saw a lot of Gu Ra's friends.
It didn't seem like a child's birthday party.
- What was that? - That's more like a team dinner.
- That's what it felt like. - It sounds like a team dinner.
MC GREE was only a baby back then...
and he wanted to visit my place.
- He grew up a lot. - Have you met him recently?
- No, I haven't. - He grew up a lot.
He is in 12th grade. He missed school today.
- Why? - He overslept.
(He overslept.)
- What? - He has swag.
(Sleep in if you are tired.)
And he did have an appointment.
- His original plan was to... - He will go to school tomorrow.
- drop by for an hour or two. - He was too tired to go today.
I see that MC GREE's semester starts a day after everyone else's.
- Don't pick on my son. - You started it.
I am excused because I am his father.
(I am excused because I am his father.)
(He loves his son.)
Sung Eun, I heard that you met Woo Hyun...
- in a sad situation. - That's right.
We first met about 10 years ago...
for a movie in which I played the lead for the first time.
- What was the title of the movie? - It was "Magang Hotel".
- Wasn't Kim Suk Hoon in it? - Yes, he was.
We had a lot of fun filming the movie,
but it was taken down as soon as it opened in theatres.
- "Magang Hotel". - It was unsuccessful.
- Yes, it was. - Do you remember the movie?
- Do you? - Of course I do.
Didn't we have a lot of fun?
We worked hard and enjoyed filming,
but the movie became the director's first and the last work.
- He changed his profession. - He did.
- The movie forced him to. - That's how unsuccessful it was.
And I haven't had a decent role since "Magang Hotel".
It ruined everyone's career.
No one wants me for a movie.
(No one wants me for a movie.)
(Sung Eun is so easy-going.)
This is Nana's third time on Radio Star.
- Yes. - Is it her third time?
- She has visited the show often. - You are afraid of talk shows,
but Gu Ra has helped you have only the pleasant memories...
about Radio Star.
Whenever I am on Radio Star,
- Gu Ra looks out for me. - That's right.
It was thanks to him that I was able to draw people's attention.
I am very thankful for what he has done.
- I see. - Talking about Gu Ra is no fun.
She told us a story of my good deeds.
- Your good deeds don't interest us. - We want to hear about bad deeds.
- But I like him. - Speak ill of him.
- He is a very nice man. - Doing so will make you shine.
(But Gu Ra is a very nice man.)
Gu Ra has made me upset once.
- That's what I am talking about. - Why?
- How did I make you upset? - She knows what we want.
- I haven't wronged you. - But...
- you have made me upset. - Throw rocks at Gu Ra.
- You and Hong Eun Hee... - That's right.
- were the MCs of "Taxi". - That's right.
I visited the show as a guest because Eun Hee and I are friends.
After you heard me talk, you said that I am a good storyteller...
and promised me to recommend me to the producers in the future.
I was pretty excited. But despite being on many shows,
- you never kept your promise. - Don't be ridiculous.
It could be that Gu Ra has recommended you,
- but the producers said no. - That's exactly what happened.
- To whom did you recommend me? - I talked to many producers.
Producers of which shows? Tell me.
- He talked to many producers. - Give me the names.
- I recommended you so many times. - Really?
- I did. - He does recommend people.
I guess I wasn't good enough.
- Don't be discouraged. - I will put in a good word.
- Give me a list of your talents. - Okay, I will.
All right.
(She wants to become the star of variety programmes.)
Nana, I heard you were disappointed when the MCs didn't react well to...
your cute act during the last shoot.
- When did that happen? - They told me it's useless.
- Someone said, "Stop it." - Didn't Gu Ra say that?
Those words didn't hurt my feelings,
but I had hoped that they will tell me I am cute.
Who told you to stop acting cute?
- Gu Ra did. - I knew it.
- You practise facial expressions. - Yes, the cute face.
- Show us your cute face then. - Cute and vibrant.
(Cute)
No, no!
(He is so mean.)
- Show us your cute act again. - Yes.
It's a cute act I have shown Sung Eun often.
(What?)
(Winking)
- What was that? - My goodness.
She has improved. She looks much cuter than before.
- Her cute act is more natural now. - I got used to it.
- She is more experienced. - Show us one more time.
Her cute act has improved.
What was the old one?
(They're feeling dizzy.)
She instructed me on how to shape my mouth.
You need to put your soul into it.
(You need to put your soul into it.)
(There you go.)
I see.
(Isn't it easy to be cute?)
Apparently, Woo Hyun looked like Min Kook...
- when he was younger. - I wonder if Min Kook has heard.
- Right. - I hope for his sake he doesn't.
- Let's look up his photos. - We shouldn't tell him.
- Look up his photos. - We will compare the two.
- I hope no one tells Min Kook. - He will find out someday.
- Oh. - He did look like Min Kook.
(Why is everyone surprised?)
This is a photo of Woo Hyun.
- This baby is Woo Hyun. - You were very cute.
- Seriously. - Let's see Min Kook's photo.
- This is Min Kook. - My goodness.
- They do look alike. - My goodness.
- They look like twins. - He used to look like Min Kook.
Wow.
I thought Min Kook looked like Bae Do Hwan, but I see that...
- he looks more like Woo Hyun. - He looks like Woo Hyun.
Does that mean Min Kook will look like Woo Hyun when he grows up?
- That won't happen. - Are you asking for a trouble?
- I sincerely apologise. - That was an unnecessary comment.
(I sincerely apologise to fans of Min Kook.)
(I shouldn't have said anything.)
Woo Hyun, I heard that a girl embarrassed you...
two times in a row when you were a university student.
I was in my first or second year. I was on my way to school.
- The bus was crowded with people. - I see.
I can probably blame my short stature for what happened.
One stop before my university,
a girl standing behind me...
said this to me.
"Kid, I get off at the next stop. Please move out of the way."
(First embarrassment)
I thought I heard her wrong.
She again said, "Kid, I get off at the next stop."
I looked at her.
"Gosh, I am so sorry, Sir."
(Gosh, I am so sorry, Sir.)
- I was a university student. - I see.
You made a jump from a kid to a middle-aged man.
- I know. - You must have been taken aback.
- It came as a shock. - What was the second embarrassment?
- Being called "Sir" was. - I get it.
- That was the second embarrassment. - I see.
- It can't get any worse. - Well...
(It can't get any worse.)
- Gu Ra made a good point. - Similar thing has happened...
back in my university days.
Convenience stores had just begun to pop up.
So they checked sex and age...
of each and every customer who used the convenience store.
When I brought a few things I wanted to buy to the counter,
the cashier checked me as a man in his 50s.
- She did that without asking you. - That's right.
I said, "Miss, you got that wrong."
She said, "I am so sorry." Then she changed it to 40s.
(His looks transcend time.)
I heard that Tae Jin has never weighed more than 50kg.
Before he enlisted in the military, he weighed 43kg.
- Weight of 43kg would exempt you. - Seriously.
- The military law had changed. - Things used to be different.
Only those who weigh less than 38kg are exempt from military service.
- Less than 38kg? - 38kg?
- That's ridiculous. - So I had no reason to be exempted,
but they found complications with the valves of my heart.
So I was ordered to do public service instead.
- I see. - I see.
I saw someone who is 180cm tall but weighs 40kg.
He wasn't exempt from military service either.
His eyes were bulging and I could see the outlines of his skull.
He surprised you.
He made me look like a very healthy person.
(He made me look like a very healthy person.)
- How tall are you? - I am 176cm tall.
They should have exempted him from military service.
- Seriously. - Did he say 176cm?
- It's a pity the law changed. - How much do you weigh now?
I weigh about 46kg now.
- It's a dream weight for women. - Seriously.
You're not married, are you?
I don't think I can make a woman happy.
Skinny people gain weight when they get married.
No, they don't.
- They don't. - Gook Jin is a good example.
- Look at Gook Jin. - Why did I say that?
- They do gain weight. - The marriage needs to last long...
for you to gain weight.
It needs to last long.
- That's so mean. - It needs to last long.
- The marriage has to last long. - Wait...
- You'll gain weight eventually. - I wouldn't know about that.
- Not every marriage lasts long. - Yes.
(Not every marriage lasts long.)
(Sad)
Tae Jin, after your appearance on "The Geeks",
I heard it's hard for you to eat among other people.
The show painted me as someone who only eats meat.
This happens whenever I am at the restaurant.
The people sitting across would whisper among themselves.
(He was on "The Geeks", right?)
I could see that they were talking about "The Geeks".
I put down a piece of pickled radish I was holding...
and ate meat instead.
You wanted to stay in character.
You wanted to stay true to what you said on the programme.
- Thank you. - He is very considerate.
Thank you for being considerate of the programme I am in.
What did you say?
I can't believe he stopped eating all vegetables...
- to stay true to his words. - You should eat some kimchi.
- You should eat vegetables, too. - I ate so much meat...
that it was difficult for me to be on "MBC Live Tonight".
- Were you on that programme, too? - Yes.
- Was it because of "The Geeks"? - Yes.
I ate meat for 2 nights and 3 days.
- You must be sick of meat now. - Seriously.
I told the producer, "I don't think I should be eating this much meat."
He replied that...
they once had a man who loves eating chilli peppers on the show.
That man threw up from eating too many chili peppers.
(That man threw up from eating too many chilli peppers.)
Eui Jun, I heard that you never realised you were ugly...
until a friend told you outright in primary school.
- Yes, that's when I found out. - Which primary school was it?
- It was Sungseo Primary School. - It's a good school.
- What? - Do you even know where it is?
We know that the school allowed his friend to speak the truth.
It must be a good school.
- What did your friend say? - He was my close friend.
He said, "You are ugly."
"Your eyes, nose and lips are all ugly."
- That's... - "But your ugly features create..."
"a balance."
- I think you have a nice face. - Thank you.
His face is the best for a musician.
- His face speaks of his talent. - People will focus on his music.
(People will focus on his music.)
(His face is the best for a musician.)
What a relief.
Weren't you in the video clip played on "The Geeks"?
- Yes, I was. - You didn't look so ugly back then.
What are you saying?
But your face keeps catching my attention today.
Right.
Am I that ugly?
- Your face is unrivalled. - That's right.
It might be because of my outfit.
- Not really. - Your face really is unrivalled.
Don't I look like Yoon Sang?
- Come on. - Stop it. Sang is very sensitive.
- Is he? - He is very sensitive.
- I respect him as a musician. - You look nothing like him.
- Then you need to stop. - Leave him be if you respect him.
(The Cheetah of Yeonnamdong wants to be Yoon Sang.)
Sung Eun made members of "Real Men" fart freely around each other.
When you go to the military,
- you can easily become constipated. - That's right.
But since I never get constipated,
- I see. - I didn't have much of a problem.
But everyone else was so constipated that they couldn't even fart.
Young Hee's stomach was so full of gas...
that she couldn't even zip up her trousers.
- Her stomach was bloated. - Surely you are exaggerating.
- That's ridiculous. - I am telling you the truth.
- It really happened. - I bet she was holding in.
- She should have farted. - Right. I fart a lot.
But none of the other members could fart.
And I know a position that is ideal for farting.
It's called "A cat pose" in yoga.
- You lift your buttocks. - Right.
That pose opens up your anus and releases gas.
(Eui Jun looks away in shock.)
- It really works. - I see.
- When I was pregnant... - Eui Jun looks so nervous.
- Why? - You're not shy, are you?
I can't believe these beautiful ladies...
are talking about anus and farts.
- There is nothing wrong with that. - Gu Ra is right.
I see that you have unrealistic expectations of women.
Eui Jun.
- He has fantasies. - He has fantasies about actresses.
- I am sorry. - All men do.
That hand gesture doesn't suit your looks.
(He fans himself.)
He has fantasies.
He can't look me in the eye.
(Cheetah of Yeonnamdong is unexpectedly shy.)
- Don't you hang out with women? - I never get a chance to.
All my acquaintances are men.
A lot of women live in Yeonnamdong.
I want to have a conversation with a woman over drinks.
- Why are you telling us that? - He's...
Are you asking us to introduce you to someone?
(Laughing)
- Please continue. - Please continue.
With the pose, they succeeded in opening up their anuses.
They could then let out gas and go to the bathroom.
- It's important. - Everyone was satisfied.
But we did end up farting without holding back.
- You didn't care about the cameras. - No.
Try this pose.
My stomach hurts so much.
Until when do I need to hold the pose?
Until the gas comes out.
Bring your buttocks up.
- Lift your buttocks in the air. - Wait a minute.
- It's coming out. - Yes.
(The sound of fart can be heard.)
(Sung Eun kept everyone healthy.)
I love Nana because she reacts whenever I fart.
She pretends to drink it up.
(My goodness)
- Oh, my. - She does that.
- We make a good team. - My goodness.
I told many people that Sung Eun is funny.
We make a good team. This is what she does when I fart.
Show them. She inhales it.
- My goodness. - It lessens the embarrassment.
I heard that Comedian Han Mu can fart very well.
- It's incredible. - He can fart whenever he wants to.
- He can fart to a beat. - Really?
There is a famous story. At the bathhouse,
he offered to show his friend a trick.
When he farted, water landed on his friend's face...
like a torpedo.
It's a famous story.
- It's a lie. Don't be ridiculous. - No, he farted,
and the bubbles travelled the distance...
to splash water at his friend's face.
(It's a torpedo made of fart.)
Nana, you have farted and burped on TV.
I need to fart.
You are unbelievable.
(She lifts her butt cheek.)
(Laughing)
- She's laughing. - Can you smell it?
For goodness' sake.
(Laughing)
What did everyone say?
Many of my fans were disappointed by my actions.
What did the blogger who voted you as the most beautiful woman say?
- What did he say? - I haven't contacted him.
You might move down 50 places the next year.
(Giggling)
- He might be disappointed. - I feel bad.
- Do you keep in contact with him? - No.
- You don't know him. - No, I don't.
You don't care about maintaining an image for your boyfriend.
- I let everything out in the open. - That's good.
Kyu Hyun is the icon of useless mysticism.
- I think... - It's absolutely useless.
No one cares about what he does.
- Seriously. - I never said anything.
- You should counterattack. - I was sitting quietly.
Fart on Gu Ra.
(Farting)
Tae Jin's fart is faint.
- What sound does it make? - Does it fizzle?
- Tell us what sound it makes.
- It's very faint. - How does it go?
Phew.
Phew. Like this.
That's fascinating.
(He has the perfect pitch.)
- My goodness. - He informs people...
that he will fart beforehand.
"I am going to fart."
Phew.
You are both very funny.
(Dumb and Dumber)
Nana ranked first for her skills in CPR and bandaging.
Yes, I did.
I heard it made you sad that no one talked about it.
I got mediocre scores...
throughout the training.
Only in CPR and bandaging...
- I ranked first. - I see.
It was my first time to earn a reward point,
but I guess it didn't leave an impression on the others.
When the production team conducted an interview afterward,
I wasn't asked about my reward point.
So I asked, "I won a reward point."
"Why am I not getting a question about that?"
"I see. Feel free to tell us how you felt."
A remark like that lets you know they will edit this part out.
It wasn't an important question on their mind.
We will give you a chance to show off your skills.
Eui Jun can play a wounded man for Nana.
(Eui Jun will be the wounded man.)
What a lucky man.
(What a lucky man.)
- What if I make a mistake? - She'll...
dress a wound and carry out CPR.
- Okay. - Let's see her skills.
- Pretend like you're sick. - Let's say he is wounded...
- in Hongdae. - I need to do this well.
- Should I lie down? - Yes.
Should I perform CPR first?
Wait a minute.
It seems like he really wants CPR.
(He has already positioned himself.)
- He is in position. - He is a good actor.
He is playing a wounded man.
You are in pain.
A man who needs CPR...
should lie on the ground without making a sound.
- He should faint. - He needs to act accordingly.
- He fainted. - He fainted.
Do CPR on him.
Are you okay? Are you okay?
- He can't answer. - No.
I'll scan the patient.
- You have to do this. - Really?
- She's scanning him? - Do you have to do this?
(Put hands on the chest.)
(And do chest compression.)
(Gasping)
(Getting up)
- Stay down. - But...
It's too soon.
- It hurts. - Does that hurt?
- You pressed too hard. - You're up too soon.
- I will do softly this time. - Lie back down.
- You pressed too hard. - You're up too soon.
Lie back down.
- Don't get up so soon. - Keep your head still.
- Let her do it five times. - Stay still.
- Her hands went straight in. - I'll begin CPR.
(Gasping)
(She brought him back to life.)
- You should thank her. - Thank you for saving my life.
(Embarrassed)
- Let her demonstrate bandaging. - It's like a comedy sketch.
- The bandage. - Get him.
- He's a better model. - Tae Jin.
- The bandage? - Do I take this off?
- Tae Jin. - The compressions were hard.
- It hurts, right? - Are you all right?
- I'm fine, but... - I didn't press too hard.
This is insane.
(He fixed his shirt with a pin.)
Just a moment. Stand up.
- Look at you. - Hug him.
- He's thinner than I am. - Look.
He's just so...
- Lift him up. - He's...
- How... - Can I lift you up?
Do it. Lift him up.
(He's light as a feather.)
(A newlywed couple)
- He is so light. - How can...
- He weighs 46kg. - Let me try.
(Tae Jin puts his arms around Gu Ra's neck.)
- He's so light. - Put a bandage on him!
- I'm strong like Kim Jong Kook.
- Put him down.
He's like cotton candy.
It looks like we need to turn him into a mummy.
- Wrap his whole body. - You should sit up.
Do CPR on him, too.
- For fun. - Do you mind?
- I won't press too hard. - Don't do it hard.
- Don't press too hard. - Right.
- Why are you pulling your shirt up? - No, I'm just adjusting my shirt.
Are you okay? Are you okay?
I'll scan the patient.
Why do they have to do this?
(Trembling)
(A baby's cry)
(Gasping)
(His frail body shakes.)
(Giggling)
(He's too overjoyed to speak.)
- He also broke his arm. - Help him.
He needs some first-aid.
- Put a bandage on his arm, please. - He's so thin.
I've never seen anyone like him.
(He shows his wrist.)
He's skin and bones.
- He's so thin. - Keep bandages at all times.
- Sorry.
You're so thin.
- Didn't you say you came first? - Yes, but...
- I... - Are you sure?
- It's hard because he's so thin. - Exactly.
(On the actual show, she did a good job.)
I'll give you one point for that.
Thank you.
(She's having a hard time.)
- You know... - It looks tough.
That's not an arm, it's a branch.
Doesn't it looks like she's covering up a twig?
- His arm looks like a twig. - Or a splint.
- It really feels like a splint. - It does.
- She is good. - Well done.
- Okay. - It's nicely done.
You looked really kind when you were bandaging him.
(An angelic nurse)
Woo Hyun, did you once own...
a bar that was famous for its one-dollar snacks?
- Did you really? - Yes.
It was always busy,
but I heard you had problems with rats.
- They showed up after three years. - There are a lot of rats.
- I found them in the bar. - Yes.
They hide when there are customers.
As soon as the customers leave, they appear one by one.
The numbers gradually increased.
Rumours spread between them that your bar is famous.
(This bar is the place to eat.)
I tried all sorts of things to get rid of them.
I used traps and everything. It was like a war against them.
I'll tell you what happened one day.
Shortly before closing time,
a drunk customer came up to me at the counter.
He called me, "Mister."
I said, "Yes?"
"You need to give me something."
"Give you what?"
He was so confident, "What will you give me?"
So I asked him, "Why should I do that?"
"Will you give me more beer or more food?"
"What do you mean?"
- He pulled something out. - A rat?
"I caught a rat."
- Did he catch one? - Yes.
- He was a rat hunter. - He showed rat like this.
I was shocked, so I whispered, "What do you want?"
"Two pitchers of beer."
After that, he looked for rats whenever he got drunk.
(He started hunting rats.)
Ever since then...
- He went hunting. - As soon as he got drunk...
- he'd go into a corner. - He has some skills.
(The rats were under a state of emergency.)
I tried all sorts of things,
- but... - They don't go away.
But then one day, the butcher who had a shop nearby...
gave me a cat.
That's when I realised what cats can do.
It sat by the counter all day.
It just sat perfectly still.
- It didn't move. It really didn't. - Okay.
That's why I fell in love with cats. Even when customers...
stroked it and said it was cute,
- It didn't move? - it did not move at all.
It stayed still until...
(It's soon time to part.)
As soon as it heard that song, it started to stretch.
(Hunting mode is on.)
- As soon as the song played... - It began to stretch out.
It did this.
- I felt the energy of a tiger. - Did you?
- It was time to work. - Yes.
But even after it stretched out its whole body,
it didn't move for a while.
- The bar was full. From a hole... - Did a rat appear?
a rat came out and started running down the wall.
The cat jumped up,
ran between the customers' legs and ran up the wall.
It snatched the rat, did a mid-air somersault and landed.
Everyone watching started to clap.
There was a standing ovation.
They said my bar was the best.
- I had the best... - The best entertainment.
- It was like a show for them. - It's the best bar?
- Did the rats disappear afterwards? - They disappeared.
- Tae Jin also has a similar cat. - Is it skinny like him?
- It has three names. - What?
He leaves the door open,
so the cat could come and go as it pleases.
- What did you call it? - I called it Deok Sam.
- Deok Sam? - It always comes back home.
It comes home time to time.
One day, we had a few drinks, and we went to his place...
to work on our music.
We saw a lady holding Deok Sam in her arms.
We said, "Deok Sam, why are you here?"
The lady said, "Keep your hands off my Leo."
- She called him Leo. - Did she?
- It had a secret life. - As Leo.
It had many secret lives.
Cats are mystical creatures.
(Cats are amazing.)
Tae Jin and Eui Jun...
are both members of Wiretap in My Ear.
We know that you have an odd sense of fashion,
but your band's outfits are so bad. So we looked up some photos.
This one first.
This looks great.
This came out nice.
It's called glam rock and people like Peter Gabriel did this.
This was the theme. Who's he?
A friend who lived nearby.
- He isn't in the band? - Just a friend.
- Did he come to help out? - The others play guitar.
So he was just helping.
He looks pretty normal and handsome.
- That's Lee Hyuk. - I like his facial expression.
Lee Hyuk? He's good-looking.
This is the next picture.
- This is too much. - Gosh.
This is the next picture.
This is bad. It's just...
I like what you do.
- It's glam rock. - It is.
The thing is...
Lee Hyuk likes these sort of things.
- It's nice. - Is he your senior?
He's my senior.
Was this forced?
- Yes. - He's shy to dress up alone.
- So we dress up with him. - You don't look too happy.
Out of you two, I think you look worse.
I do. This look doesn't suit me.
Tae Jin said he didn't want to dress up,
- and threatened to quit. - I did, actually.
- Did you? - To avoid dressing up?
What did Lee Hyuk dress as when you were dressed like this?
- A gisaeng, of course. - A gisaeng?
(So sexy)
- Let's see what's next. - This is glam rock.
- Is this Lee Hyuk? - Yes.
- Is he... - He must like to dress up.
- Is he into glam rock? - He loves it.
- Like David Bowie. - Or Gary Glitter.
He has the look.
- Who is... - That cost five dollars.
- That's me. - Who's in the back?
- Is this you? - The shadow.
- The black one. - This person?
- Is this you in make-up? - Yes.
- Is he facing the front? - Is he?
(There are three men in this photo.)
Was this Lee Hyuk's idea?
- Yes, it was. - I had...
a hard time taking all that black paint off.
- Taking it off... - I thought it was his back.
- Who's the man in the hat? - He was...
- the drummer. - Did he quit?
- Yes. - He didn't like it, right?
- He left. - Did he?
It's nice. I like it, though.
Isn't this so creative?
- It is. - It's really creative.
- Give it a go, then. - At the time...
- You should try it. - It's a good idea.
Stick dried seaweed all over.
One day. One day.
(Black Jong Shin)
This is the last one.
(The fourth photo)
I like it.
This would suit "Gag Concert" more than a band.
I understand why you had such a hard time.
I can't tell who's who.
But they both go along with it.
That's why Lee Hyuk keeps making them do it.
- Right? - Was this an environmental theme?
I don't know. We do as we're told.
There must be a reason.
- Does he just tell you to do it? - Lee Hyuk...
gets a lot of ideas from movies he watch.
Does he?
Did he watch "Jack and the Beanstalk"?
(Is this "Jack and the Beanstalk"?)
- Look up Lee Hyuk online. - I want to know more about him.
- Click on image. - He looks fine and normal.
- He looks nice here. - He does.
- He likes dressing up as a woman? - He likes to.
- Right? - He has great ideas.
- There's Lee Hyuk from Norazo. - He's a physical therapist.
- What? - Really?
(A physical therapist rocker is hard to imagine.)
It's a pity we must move on.
- Are you looking him up? - Yes, I...
- Wait. - Who's this?
- Is Sung Eun in your company? - Yes, she is.
- Is she? - Really?
I wanted to hide it.
He's always bringing people from his company.
Unbelievable.
I didn't say because I knew you'd complain.
You were lying.
- I actually... - As long as Sung Eun kept quiet...
I signed with Jong Shin's agency...
- a year and a half ago. - It hasn't been long.
- That's a long time. - He didn't get me any work.
"Real Men" was my first job.
- Didn't he get you any work? - No.
- Really? - Yes.
Speak up if you have any complaints.
Get me some work.
You focused too much on the home shopping channels.
Were you on the home shopping channel?
- Because I didn't have any work. - I did find you work.
- You were working anyway. - What did you sell?
- Wheatgrass juice. - Wheatgrass juice?
It helps you with bowel movement.
(She's so easy going.)
During the short shower time in the army base,
you were able to...
- check out the ladies' figures. - Yes.
I couldn't help but look.
- It must be because I'm married. - Other than you,
who has the best body?
(Nana rules.)
- Does she have the best body? - Yes, because...
I saw her from behind.
She has the perfect body proportion. Stop imagining it.
(Embarrassed)
What did she say?
Her body is just perfect,
- and she has long legs. - I see.
Because we all shower together, the shower room gets filled with steam.
And a glimpse of her silhouette...
Even though I'm a woman, it makes me want to touch.
- She has a lovely figure as well. - That's not true.
- Was this planned? - Stop it.
Please stop.
(Please stop.)
We're the same height and weight.
The show focused on Nana's great figure and said...
nothing about me.
- We're the same height... - We are.
- and the same weight. - I see.
She just has a better body proportion.
- Sung Eun is also... - Point taken.
- Thank you. - Moving on.
(Giggling)
We don't look at other men's bodies.
We do when we go swimming.
We're almost naked when we're at home.
Do you scrub each other's backs when you bathe?
I did, just once.
He had so much dirt on him.
He never used to bathe. This is a huge improvement.
- What could come off his thin body? - He sheds a lot.
- I lose weight when I bathe. - Seriously?
- A whole kilogram. - I can't believe it.
- He's a changed man. - It looks like sundae.
- Gosh. - Did he have to say that?
We're still on the same topic, but the stories are so different.
(Dirty and beautiful)
Woo Hyun, when you were dating your girlfriend, who is your wife now,
you took her on an overnight trip to Jeju Island and impressed her.
Travelling overnight with a girlfriend means...
the game's practically over.
- How long? - Two days.
We went to Jeju Island and rented a car,
and I played Kim Kwang Seok's songs.
- And we drove along. - I see.
I was preparing myself for the big night.
The music made us all sentimental,
but I was imagining what would happen hours later.
- All men are the same. - Yes.
Aren't we all?
- He was thinking ahead. - It's possible.
- Choosing a hotel is important. - Very important.
We felt like we were being followed.
I put the sense of fear into her by saying we were in danger.
Oh, you were just lying?
- We thought we were being followed. - Really?
This one car kept following us.
- It made the same turns. - Maybe it was a coincidence.
I quickly drove right into the parking lot in front of a motel,
- and looked around. - "It's okay now."
We went inside and I asked the owner for a room.
- It's embarrassing to ask for one. - It can be.
"If you're willing to give us two rooms for a good price,"
"then I'd be willing to rent two."
"If not, one room will do." The owner said...
"I've never met such a wholesome couple before."
He gave us two rooms for an amazing deal.
Oh, he did?
- I'm serious. - He was too pleased.
- That's funny. - He liked your mindset.
- And he had a few empty rooms. - For the price of one?
- The second room was 10 dollars. - That's it?
- 10 dollars? - Yes.
- So we ended up with two rooms. - Right.
My wife said she appreciated that.
In real life...
wouldn't you be disappointed if you had to sleep separately?
I think I'd feel touched.
- I'd feel respected. - It all depends.
You rented two rooms, but you can still share one.
The second room was cheap.
(Oh...)
You didn't think of that.
- Men and women... - We could have...
- But still... - still slept together.
(We could have shared a room.)
Woo Hyun, when your relationship hit the rocks...
you won your wife back with your looks.
I wasn't because of my looks.
My wife and I were going through a rough time.
It was raining one night and my wife was walking away.
I had a bad feeling that this could be it, so I went after her...
and said this.
"You'll regret letting me go."
Then I turned and left.
(He walked away.)
I think that image got stuck in her head.
- Were you without an umbrella? - Yes.
That's why it stuck.
That scene appears a lot in his movies.
"You'll regret letting me go."
(The sense of horror would long remain.)
- Straight from a horror movie. - What?
It would wake anyone up.
She remembered what I said, not my face.
- If you were drenched... - It was the face.
It would be very memorable.
She later told me that she kept thinking about that,
and wondered what gave me the courage to say that.
She couldn't stop thinking about me,
and so we got back together.
What did you mean when you said that to her?
- The only thing I could think of... - He was just lying.
- A desperate man will say anything. - I was kind of whining.
I meant to say it in a high-pitched whine,
but my voice came out low and thick.
That's what men like us must do.
- To win a beautiful woman... - That's right.
act like you really don't care.
"You'll see me at least 10 more times."
And then you turn and walk away.
- It makes them wonder. - I like that.
- "Who does he think he is?" - That's right.
The girls might think, "He must have a secret."
- They will get confused. - Right.
- "Who is he?" - "What's with him?"
- Yes. - I strongly disagree.
Tae Jin and Eui Jun's "Yeonnamdong Dumb and Dumber"...
- is loved for their unique music. - It's very different.
- Who writes the songs? - We both do.
- It's always different. - What are the songs about?
We sang some odd songs. Such as "Cruel Treatment",
"Cruel Treatment".
"Let's Get Divorced" and "Someone's Slandering Me".
I like "Let's Get Divorced".
(Thank you)
Play that in Seocho-dong.
- In Seocho-dong? - In Seocho-dong?
That's where the court is. You should busk outside the court.
That might work.
(That might work.)
Your songs have funny titles.
- Like what? - What else is there?
- "Hangover Mornings". - "Get Set, Slacker".
- Isn't "Princess Aurora" a drama? - It was influenced by that.
- Was it? - I love dramas.
Especially MBC's dramas.
- Really? - I get up to watch the morning one.
Then I watch reruns at noon...
on MBC Drama channel.
- You're like a housewife. - You're dressed like one.
Like a lady.
(He looks like a housewife.)
Did you like "My Daughter, Geum Sa Wol"?
It was incredible.
I cried so much.
I really did.
- It was the best drama ever. - People complained about the plot.
Who cares? As long as it's fun, I'll watch.
- If it makes me happy, - He's right.
then it's good enough.
- That's the best drama for you. - Exactly.
- And "Descendants of the Sun"? - No, I don't watch that.
(He has a preference.)
- What about "Signal"? - Pardon?
- "Signal". - "Signal"? What's that?
- He doesn't know. - You like revenge dramas.
It's all about revenge.
- So no "Cheese in the Trap". - I want to see affairs, revenge,
- Affairs and revenge. - fraud...
and birth secrets.
Those are the requirements.
(The cheetah loves watching drama.)
Tell us about another song.
- It's... - Is it too much?
It's too much. I don't exactly know what it means.
- "I Want to Do It with You". - That's nothing.
We're going to sing it today.
- They'll sing that. - Really?
- Yes. You can listen. - Look.
Park Ji Yoon released a song titled "I Know How to Do It".
Jin Young produced the song. Get over it, will you?
- Don't think too deep. - Don't.
- He's weird. - It's understandable.
What kind of a 30-year-old gets worked up over that?
I'm still in shock.
How does the public react to such songs?
They like it when we sing "I Want to Do It with You".
That's the charm of indie music.
- It's not for everyone. - Right.
- The lyrics... - School teachers love it.
Female teachers like the song.
- I see. - The lyrics go...
"I want to date you, hang out with you,"
"watch movies with you." Who wouldn't like that?
- It's about doing things together. - Great.
- It's a nice song. - It's a beautiful song.
(It's a beautiful song.)
Tae Jin, do you also give your opinions or feedback...
about the lyrics?
All his songs need...
- major operation. - We work together.
- You need to fix the lyrics? - The chords need fixing, too.
I have to change everything.
I know my chords. He has his own review board.
Did you see him glare as he said that?
We have a Tae Jin Review Board.
He changed a song because it sounded like another one.
Which was it?
- The chorus of "Cruel Treatment". - Okay.
It sounded like Lee Seung Hwan's "A Dog of Flanders".
Really? Let us hear it.
It's cruel that I have to remain
As your good friend
That's the how I wrote the lyrics. But Seung Hwan's song was like...
His song was similar.
- So he rejected it. - You screen his songs.
That was a good call.
- Right. - You're very professional.
- He is very fastidious. - Yes, he is.
(Tae Jin Review Board)
How much do you earn from the royalties?
It's not quite much.
- How much? - Not much.
- It's around 30 dollars. - What?
- It's 30 dollars? - Really? I get 50 dollars.
I've released the third album of Yeonnamdong Dumb and Dumber.
I produced the first and the second album.
- Really? - Yes. So...
- I make profits out of them. - How much?
It's about twice much as the royalty.
- A 100 dollars? - It's just 100 dollars.
You had to say it's twice as much.
Tae Jin and Eui Jun,
- you make your own music video? - Yes.
Were you inspired by UV?
- No. They're much more fun. - They are much younger.
I was a big fan of them when they first came out.
Tell us about your music video.
- It's a comedy kind. - A comedy.
Is it like music videos of Norazo?
- No, it's not. - It's different from Norazo.
Norazo's music videos are large-scale.
- Are they like blockbusters? - We only use our mobile phone.
- The camera of your mobile phone? - Yes.
It costs five dollars to make a music video.
- Just five dollars? - Five dollars?
- Yes. It was the minimum cost. - UV spent 1,000 dollars.
How can you make it with just five dollars?
There's this song called "Lonely Night".
- I asked a friend to help me. - Okay.
- I treated him to a meal. - Was the meal five dollars?
It only took two hours to finish the music video.
- And then you edited it? - Yes.
Tae Jin did the editing.
What's your job then?
I'm the lead actor.
(He stars as the lead actor in his music videos.)
A child said something to you when you were shooting the music video?
It was the music video for "I'm Cool Man".
I wore nothing but an underwear and went into a rubber washbasin.
- I was lying in it. - In a rubber washbasin?
Yes. When I came out, a little kid said,
"What happened to your life?"
Sung Eun, I heard your son Tae Ha is a very sensitive boy.
Yes. I think he got that from me. He's really sensitive.
So he reacts to music very sharply.
I still wonder about this.
I was watching a TV drama in my room.
- And they played a sad song. - Okay.
My son was playing basketball in the living room but then he stopped.
He came in and said, "Mom, I'm about to cry."
"Please turn off the TV." Then he started crying.
He's very sensitive to music.
Maybe he has a talent in the area.
Play a song of...
- Yeonnamdong Dumb and Dumber. - Maybe you should.
- Your son would love that. - Okay.
- Are there songs for children? - There must be.
- There is. - What is it?
- "Formosan deer". - "Formosan deer"?
Buy me flowers, formosan deer
(Their hand gestures are not suitable for children.)
No, it's...
You don't have to do the hand gestures.
I recommend "Formosan deer" and...
- "Geum Ok". - Oh, I see.
I sang these songs in a child's birthday party.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
His music has all sorts of kinds.
Why do you tuck your hair behind your ear like that?
It's bothering me.
(He tucks his hair because it bothers him.)
I don't like my hair today. It shouldn't go like this.
(He doesn't like his hair.)
You should just change your mirror.
Oh, my.
- He's a funny guy. - Yes, he is.
(Eui Jun is funnier than a comedian.)
You two have planned for a big dinner show and...
- it didn't go well. - That's right.
- We mostly play folk music. - Yes.
So a dinner show where people can...
sit down at a table is better than a concert.
So we planned a dinner show at a jokbal restaurant.
- I see. - And we named the show "Jok Ga".
(This is the real poster for "Jok Ga".)
"Jok Ga" is actually a name of a jokbal restaurant.
Jok means feet and Ga means family.
That's what they mean.
- Did it go bad? - Yes, it did.
The ticket was only 20 dollars. But people kept having...
food and drinks.
- So it didn't make profits. - Next, we did a show at a...
dakbokeumtang restaurant. It was called "Naked Chicken Show".
("Naked Chicken Show")
- Why did you call it that? - Just for fun.
It also didn't go well.
People had a lot of food there, too!
- It's hard to make profits. - We have to...
- make profits but we couldn't. - Okay.
- You didn't earn much. - It was all just for fun.
It's a very unique dinner show at a jokbal restaurant.
- Now... - They are so funny.
(Yeonnamdong Dumb and Dumber, they are rare characters.)
You are watching a high-end music programme, Radio Star.
Today, we've invited guests...
who have revealed their faces with no make-up on.
The song that will show my true face.
Let's hear the song Woo Hyun chose.
("Sad Fate" by 015B)
- It was originally Nami's song. - Yes.
You've chosen the remade version of the song by 015B.
What's the reason for your choice?
- In "Reply 1988", - Yes.
- Choi Seong Won played No Eul. - Yes.
He sang this song.
(No Eul in "Reply 1988" sang this song in the singing contest.)
People say, "I pity No Eul. Why does he become Woo Hyun in the future?"
And "Would Woo Hyun sing this song as well as No Eul?"
- They say I can't. - But you seem confident.
No. I just mean they shouldn't say I can't sing.
- Oh, I see. - We're excited to hear it.
Eui Jun, when you were in the military band,
you got slapped with a carp?
Is it like the one in the drama where they get slapped with kimchi?
- But it was with a carp. - Our military band master...
loved plants and animals.
- So he had us raise them. - Okay.
We built houses for dogs, cats, and pigeons.
Around our barracks,
we grew cherry tomatoes and chillies.
- One day, a new friend came in. - The carp?
- But it died. - And?
- We had to report it every day. - Right.
Normally, we report things like "Tae Jin took a leave of absence."
But after that, most importantly, we had to report things as...
"We harvested two bowls of cherry tomatoes today."
Or "The cat keeps bothering pigeons."
- That's what we had to report. - Right.
- And I told him about the carp. - Right.
- He said, "How can you let it die?" - Oh, boy.
And he slapped me with the dead carp.
You didn't expect to be punished?
No, not a slap with the carp.
You didn't think he would slap you with it.
Did it hurt?
- It was kind of soft but... - It must have. It had water on it.
(It must have hurt a lot.)
Sung Eun, you're close friends...
- with Park Soo Jin. - Yes.
- But you two never had a fight? - No, we didn't.
It's because we know too many secrets about each other.
We're aware it's not good for us to fight because we might tell other...
- people about our secrets. - Right.
- When you told Soo Jin that you... - Yes?
will be on Radio Star, didn't she ask you not to talk about her?
I told her that I'll be on Radio Star and I think they'll ask...
- about you. And she said... - Yes.
"Be careful. Your face turns red when you lie."
- But she didn't say much. - There must be something.
- We should ask her some questions. - No.
No, it's not like that.
(His cough continues.)
What are you doing?
We're talking about Bae Yong Joon over here!
(Apologising)
(Giggling)
- My throat is very dry. I'm sorry. - I think it's the fur.
- The fur gets in his throat.
(The fur gets in his throat.)
Oh, that's why.
- It's not the fur? - I don't think so.
Well, it must be.
(It's certain that he ate it.)
Woo Hyun's going to sing "Sad Fate".
- People had doubts about him. - Please show us that you can sing.
("Sad Fate" by Woo Hyun)
(His voice sounds great.)
- He's good! - He is.
(Even though...)
(his face looks like Yoda...)
(or Gollum.)
He's a good singer.
(There's something in his voice...)
(that captivates people.)
(But in the time we had)
(Can I see you again)
(And love you again?)
(He can sing high notes.)
(As the time passes)
(Everyone's singing along.)
(I don't know how much tears I would shed)
- Great. - Wow.
- That was great. - He did good.
You're a great singer.
Let's hear the song Yeonnamdong Dumb and Dumber selected.
(This is our song.)
It's "I Want to Do It with You" by Yeonnamdong Dumb and Dumber.
Oh, this song.
I suppose you're very attached to this song.
This is the song that started Yeonnamdong Dumb and Dumber.
- And made you popular? - Yes.
Tae Jin must be smart.
- His IQ is higher than 150. - Wow.
I took that test when I was a child. It's not accurate.
In high school, he was in the top six percent.
- He received a special admission. - Which university?
- Which one? - Myongji University.
- Oh, okay. - I see. What was your major?
- Electric engineering. - Oh, wow.
- It's engineering. - Yes.
- Electric engineering? - Yes.
What about you?
- I dropped out of university. - You did?
- What was your major? - Food hygienic.
Oh, really?
It's interesting.
I heard you went home right after you entered university.
When I was in high school, My mother promised me.
She said, "Get into a university in Seoul,"
"and do whatever you want."
I got in, and I did whatever I wanted.
- Right after you got in. - That's right.
Okay. But you did keep the promise.
You didn't attend classes at all? Did you take the exams?
I did take the exams. But my grades were all Fs.
- And then I got expelled. - I see.
- You kept your promise. - Right.
"You can do whatever you want after getting into a university in Seoul."
You really did...
- whatever you wanted. - You didn't go to class.
You're hard-core.
(He's a smart hard-core guy.)
Sung Eun, you get upset when people leave comments...
on articles about you saying that you are lucky.
- It's a compliment. - Well, that's...
my sore spot. I haven't been...
- acting for four years. - Right.
(He's sneezing continuously.)
But...
- What's the matter with you? - Jong Shin! Jong Shin!
- What are you doing? - I'm sorry.
- Please continue. - I still have thirst for acting.
- I want to keep acting if I can. - You do.
But while I was taking a break,
I uploaded pictures of my daily life on SNS.
But I think people only see me...
taking lessons in cooking and flower arranging and not working.
So every time I see those comments...
(She's upset.)
What are you doing?
- Eui Jun... - What's wrong with you?
- You've done plenty today. - Let's go see a doctor together.
(I was in the middle of a story.)
- I'm sorry. - You should've gone to the doctors.
But don't hit me because the fur is flying around again.
- He almost swallowed it again. - I was...
- careful even when I was clapping. - Okay.
- The fur is flying around again. - Next year, the coat will be bare.
I have to be careful when clapping.
I have a puppy but he's worse.
(His fur is worse than my dog's.)
- Where was she? - So, what happened?
- But I think I got what she says. - I mean...
I didn't take a break because I wanted to.
It's just I don't have any work. Honestly.
But as people don't see me on dramas anymore,
they think I have a luxurious life.
They say I'm one lucky lady.
Since I'm not working these days, I get timid sometimes.
My self-esteem is low.
So it hurts when I see the comments.
- You were good in your last drama. - Yes, she was.
- Many people watched that. - Your time will come.
Yes. But I don't think I have shown everything because of his fur.
He was great today.
When the show is over, please take it off.
(It'll be bare next year anyway.)
- I heard your rehearsal earlier. - I love the guitar sound.
It was a great Latin song.
Before you sing, can I ask you to...
- play the guitar for a little? - He is great.
- I'll play the guitar with him. - Okay.
It looks great.
(He looks relaxed.)
(He has a great stroking technique.)
(He's about to begin.)
(Woo Hyun can't take his eye off of him.)
(His fingers are moving so fast.)
(It sounds fascinating.)
(He becomes a totally different man when he's playing the guitar.)
He's a great musician.
- Shall we start? - Yes.
Three, four.
(Giggling)
(He's so old-fashioned.)
(I want to meet up with you)
(I want to talk with you)
(He's singing his wish softly.)
(I want to have a dinner with you)
(I want to kiss you)
(He's getting a little scary.)
(I want to live with you, touch you and kiss you)
(I want to see movies with you, go to an amusement park with you)
(I want to go to Yangsu-ri and Sokcho with you)
(Do you know my love for you?)
(I want to have samgyeopsal, soju, chicken and bear with you)
(I want to have wine and nacho with you)
(I want to have whiskey and some fruit with you)
(They're in a trance.)
(Their performance is close to the climax.)
(He's searching for a target.)
(Shocked)
(I'll be brave and I'll tell you)
(Very clearly and explicitly)
(I'm manly and sexy)
(Oh, gosh. My son can't see this.)
(He takes off the fur coat.)
(And jumps to the audience.)
(He's hypnotising the audience.)
(The next target is...)
(Nana!)
(The world's most beautiful woman)
(The woman who brought me back to my life)
(We're getting closer.)
(What will be his performance?)
(As soon as their eyes meet,)
(he becomes shy.)
(Oh, boy)
(He goes to Gu Ra but only gets scolded.)
(Poor Eui Jun)
(The end)
He's so shy.
- Why did you come here? - He went there first and...
- came back here. - Yes.
When I perform, people tend to...
feel uncomfortable when I approach them too closely.
I just met Nana so I wanted to...
- make her feel comfortable. - You just met me, too.
(That's true.)
It was a very unique stage.
- You're great musicians. - You were fantastic.
You reminded me of Paul McCartney and John Lennon.
I'm flattered.
- You should be. - He really believed it!
- Oh, boy. - "I'm flattered."
Today's show was the Face War Special.
One's facial expression can change his face.
If you keep smiling, a happy face. If you keep frowning, a sad face.
Did we make you laugh today?
We hope many of you laughed a lot today with us.
We will say good bye here. See you next Week.
- Please! - Please!
(See you again next week!)